"I'm Gonna Need a Bigger Shirt" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning.
Whether you're dodging deadlines or great whites, this tee says exactly what needs to be said: things just got real. Inspired by the most iconic line in shark cinema, it’s a must-wear for Jaws' fans, beachgoers, and anyone who’s ever bitten off more than they can chew.
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Soft, breathable fabric - Like a warm towel after narrowly escaping a sea monster.
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Unisex fit - Because terror is universal.
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Subtle nod, bold statement - Perfect for horror marathons, boat rides, or passive-aggressively avoiding small talk.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Our Only Thing: Official Swag
- Email: contact@support.shop.ouronlything.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I'm Gonna Need a Bigger Shirt" Unisex Softstyle T-shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
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28
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18
|
16.75
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M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
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L
|
30
|
22
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19.13
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XL
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31
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24
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20.38
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2XL
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32
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26
|
21.63
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3XL
|
33
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28
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22.75
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